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Saturday, April 21st, 2012
1:07 pm	Describing colour to the blind (or blond).. Red is hot and spicy, like standing too close to the fire. Orange is warm and smooth, a velvet curtain heated by the sun. Yellow is buttery and rich, like sunshine on your face. Green is earthy and comforting, the smell of fresh pine needles. Blue is cool and crisp, like dipping your foot in a lake in October. Purple is dark and rich, a baritone sax bellowing jazz. Brown is healing and ancient, the smell of earth on the forest floor. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
12:49 am	Relation-slips My ex-girlfriend had this really weird fetish where she'd dress up as herself and act like a bitch all the time. My new girlfriend does this cute thing where she doesn't exist. And she only does it when someone is looking. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
8:35 am	I feel ya, dragon. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 8th, 2011
4:01 pm	Watch! Watch. Waaaatch. It seems to me that it has gotten to the point where watches are now viewed as more of a style/fashion item than as a way of keeping time. I put one on the other day because I felt the need to have extra things festooned to my arm.. and was surprised how wonderful it was to be able to tell time without having to bust out my smart phone, turn it on, and enter my pin code just so I could answer the question, "Hey, do you have the time?" These things are brilliant! In a former life as a nurse I remember it being mandatory to wear one with a second hand.. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 14th, 2011
12:17 am	In The Fall from Steve Cutts on Vimeo. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 27th, 2011
7:12 pm	I'm smarter than I look. AND handsom-er. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 12th, 2011
12:04 am	"..an Indica high is a real couch lock feeling. Like "I'm so relaxed I could just fall asleep right here." When I was buying street weed it was mostly Indica dominant. A Sativa high feels almost completely different. It's a high you want to go on adventures on. Colors and sounds are brighter and better and everything is beautiful and funny, even more so than a indica dominant. I, personally, smoke both, and enjoy both for each of their individual qualities." -- from reddit (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
7:41 pm	Out: Photoshops of fantastical scenery/situations. In: Photoshops of crappy iPhone camera shots. (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 1st, 2011
11:13 pm	I'm glad that the U.S. has finally tracked down and (apparently flamethrowered) that evil Lord Voldemort. It was about time someone showed that high falootin' wizard that it's not okay to mess with the United States. And Hogwarts. Especially Hogwarts. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 29th, 2011
4:07 am	Reality is the persistence of illusion. (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 20th, 2011
10:00 am	It's Sunday.. That song "Friday" from Rebecca Black is all fun and games until it gets stuck in your head. And her monotonous droning of the word Friday, saturated in what sounds like subliminal messages (or autotune), is sure to wipe your brain of any unpatriotic thoughts you might have been having. Hail America! Have a nice day, citizen! ... Listening to this song makes me feel proud to be white again. ... And then there's this guy.. ..or gal. Whatev'. She's also in the video. Why is it funny, you ask? It's not. It's not funny. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 19th, 2011
10:45 pm	You know what I like so much about dubstep? Your mom. "I had laser eye surgery done recently.. and now I can see through your bullshit." I thought that'd be a clever thing to say to someone.. but I've never had a stigmatism or stigmata. Plus, it's kinda rude and smuggish. Totally out of my character. ... I have tiger's milk in my blood. (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2011
2:51 pm	"First, joo get da money. Den joo get da power. And den joo disregard females." From a Facebook conversation a couple days ago. that I felt worth sharing.. [ INSERT KITTY-TRON PIC HERE ] Me: Aww.. I wanna play with your pussy. And by "your pussy" I mean "your vagina". And by "play with", I mean "punch you in the". xoxo Sarah: Aww man that is so sweet Sarah: I'm trying with Herculean effort not to make a joke about how you're so tiny you'd just end up fisting me. Not gonna make that joke. Nope. Hell nawz. Me: ‎ ..yes, the last time I checked, googlemaps hadn't finished mapping out the interior of your vag. Sarah: God dammit. That camera car was in there for *hours*. Me: We were able to load 12 of them on the flatbed truck and escape. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2011
7:42 am	Eating my failure. I have a niece named Mila. When she was 8 years old, I was giving her her first cooking lesson-- we were making cinnamon toast! A classic recipe: toast, butter, cinnamon & sugar. You know. Well, being that it was her first time, she made mistakes, either burning the toast or not enough butter, too much cinnamon, etc. She would feed her "learning experiences" to her 3-year old brother, Max, who was greedily gobbling up Mila's cinnamon toast rejects. I inquired as to why she was feeding her brother the failed attempts at cinnamon toast and she stated coldly, "He's eating my failure." ... Hey guys, how's it goin'? I know I haven't updated in forever.. I do wonder how many of you are still out there.. but just to let you know, I'm doing swimmingly well. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 10th, 2011
11:10 pm	Still impressed by it all.. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010
5:16 pm	There's a lot of stuff I wanna talk about. So I'll post about 'em in another post. Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
11:31 pm	I like to do things that say "I love you" rather than tell people I love them. Unfortunately this means having to do more and say a lot less. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 28th, 2010
3:02 pm	Holy Canoli Phew.. another year and another pilgrimage done with. I wasn't expecting to go this year-- everything was planned at the last minute when my aunt Fey invited me mum and I to come along with her and her church group to various, sacred Catholic fun spots in France, Spain, and Portugal. I'm ready to go home now. Being out of the country for over two weeks has made me terribly homesick. It's been sort've a vacation and sort've a cross to bear as most of our time was spent traveling and praying and praying and traveling. One church to another. Beautiful churches.. beautiful countrysides, a lot of rest-stops, gas stations, and toll booths. Right now I'm in London staying with relatives. It's amazing how much culture and life happens on a nightly basis here. The amount of people out and about on the city streets on a Wednesday night is AMAZING! It puts any town (except New York) to shame. It certainly makes San Francisco look like a ghost town. Part of me wants to caffeinate myself and go running through London town and part of me wants to sleep the holy ghost away. (Comment on this)
Monday, October 25th, 2010
1:59 am	Plumtree I am no more nor no less of a Catholic having gone on these pilgrimages. Meh. The more I visit and learn about the "miracles" at these holiest of holy sites, the more it reinforces the notion that it was all an elaborate hoax from the get-go. Sure, there's the concept of "faith" and all.. but to me, Faith Dangers has nothing to do with Catholicism. Wah waah. Most of my time is spent on a minibus with ten other pilgrims, mostly older women. We've been driving from one holy city/site to another. Lourdes, France. Fatima, Portugal. Montserrat, Spain. And a half-dozen other sites in between. It's fun, sure. But I don't get to go where I wanna. I follow the group and watch over 'em. Ya know. Still, at least I'm out and about and everything's paid for. Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone. (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 23rd, 2010
12:04 am	Avila, Spain.  It's a holy city surrounded by some really huge ass walls built around 1100AD to keep out pesky invaders.. and there I was at 2:15 in the morning puking against it.  What a pilgrimage this has turned out to be! (2 Comments |Comment on this)