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    Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
    6:42 pm
    I made a "rage" comic..

    FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
    Monday, June 29th, 2009
    3:07 pm
    I ate an ostrich egg...
     And, like, wow man.

    As it was my first time eating an ostrich egg, I felt it would be best to go the boiling route as to enjoy it in its simplest form. Be warned gourmands, this will make the resulting meal rather simple.

    On the sunny side, the novelty factor makes it all worth it!

    Now for some pictures:


    After boiling for 90 minutes, the egg was removed using a forklift.

    ( Click here for the rest of the pics. )
    1:00 pm
    I has an ostrich egg!
     The other day I acquired an ostrich egg. My one goal in life has been fulfilled! After I eat this goal, I shall come up with something more exciting/ambitious. But for now, it's time to eat a large_egg.


    I am happy that I have an ostrich egg.


    Smug even.


    Here is the ostrich egg in comparison to a large, comical clown penny.


    Today, we've decided to boil the egg in regular boiling water.


    The egg is now baking in nicely in the pot of boiling water. It should be ready in 90 minutes.

    Current Music: Yukeh - I has a castle!
    Saturday, June 27th, 2009
    4:49 pm
    So I herd you like mudkips.

    OMG!!11! Did you herd the newz? Michael Jackson died today!
    Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
    4:50 am
    An arky in the Yukeh.
     My cousin Domnic from England is here on summer holiday. He's like James Bond and I'm the loud, fat American CIA guy. F'rllz, the guy's got a real English accent. I've taken it upon myself to show him the American way of life: outlet malls, underage gambling, and big bags of potato chips (aka crisps). He's going to be here until the end of August-- maybe later if I can convince him to buy Burningman tickets. When he returns to Europe in the fall he's going to begin his five year journey into medical school. So, whatever adventures we go on, it's going to have to last him five years. I'll keep y'all posted.
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    Saturday, June 20th, 2009
    3:31 am
    Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
    4:34 am
    4:33 am
    3:25 am
    large_egg
     I saw ostrich eggs at Whole Foods the other day. $29. I still really want one. I bet they're totally, like, delicious.

    See? See what's become of me? I'm all totally obsessing over food. Wtf, maaaayne? I guess that's what happens when you stop obsessing over sex and drugs.

    ( Pictures of delicious ostrich egg. You must eat it ~desu! )
    Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
    5:25 am
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    Thursday, June 11th, 2009
    3:07 am
    Suspended Animation
     Feels like I'm waking up from suspended animation. I've been sleeping, like, 20 hour days trying to pass this kidney stone. Thankfully, I've got a high tolerance for pain.. such that, what should be excruciating pain in my lower-right back region (ureter), instead feels like an eXtreme tickling sensation in my soft membranes with a serrated porcupine. It's insane. But not in the brain.

    And now for some serious data..




    (click for a larger view)
    Friday, June 5th, 2009
    4:59 pm


    This one's for you, [info]sgtred.
    Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
    11:26 pm
    Exactry.

    Original meme:


    My dog version defuses the racial humor of the original meme.. making it so that "raff and ruse" are said with a Scooby-Doo accent as opposed to a bastardized Japanese (or generic oriental) accent.

    What's that? I laugh, I lose? Ok.
    9:45 pm


    ..the concept's been done before. I think I need to fix the text & overlay.. meh

    edit:

    version2
    Sunday, May 31st, 2009
    7:19 am
    Yesterday was caturday..
    This kitten looks like Rachel Ray.


    I don't mind losing-- this cat's so cute I feel like a WINNER everytime!

    ...

    In other news, I'm enjoying spending time with Leah Rae.. she makes me all, like, (imagine hearts floating upwards) boop boop boop! She's introducing me to her friends.. one-at-a-time. Dude, I'm totally going through the macrame-gauntlet here, but it's okay. Her friends seem to like me. This period of us reminds me of that Spice Girl's song: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"

    ...

    I still talk to Trixie/Jillian. We're really good friends again. And we're both happy with this!

    ...

    Duke dropped by the other day on his way south to San Diego. We spent some quality time talking legitimate business.


    I don't sign my work.
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